Friday, February 20, 2009

INTERN HUNT OH9

attention all fans of the craft: we are looking for an intern to assign some daily errands to. qualities you should possess, although you are not limited to:
+hot
+know how to handle oneself at any craft store in the greater new york area
+know how to handle oneself at any craft store worldwide
+can work a laundry machine (separate colors, etc)
+can lift at least 50 lbs
+can lift Aldona
+good at sex
+not afraid of the paranormal
+draw well
+CPR
+advanced mixologist
+would be willing to become a liscenced priest




Lots of learning opportunities!!! A great opportunity for work and growth, and learning.

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